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I’m not the only one that cries during the prom scene in Carrie, right? Not during the end of the prom scene, of course, cause that isn’t a time for crying. A time for screaming and yelling and freaking out, maybe, but not for crying. It’s earlier in the prom that I tear up a bit. When the music is all sweet and the lights are all soft and Tommy Ross’s hair is particularly poofy and Carrie’s face is particularly young and naïve and she’s talking about remembering this night forever and Tommy wants to take her out with the rest of [...]
Tue, Nov 04, 2014
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To start off I think it is important to admit that this movie was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. While definitely not as good as the first one, it wasn’t close to as dumb as the fourth one (you can read my review of that crow-shaped turkey here). Eric Mabius was fun in the role of back-from-the-dead vengeance-seeking hero-type, and the story (while basically the same as the first film) had some good moments of its own. I’d go so far as to say I’d even watch this again voluntarily … if it was on [...]
Wed, Oct 15, 2014
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Tara Reid as a satanic priestess, ya’ll. I am not making this up. The Crow:Wicked Prayer has Tara Reid as a satanic priestess, and Eddie Furlong (Terminator 2 was a LONG time ago) as an ex-con named after a beer, and David Boreanaz (really Agent Booth, come on now, was it necessary to take this role?) as Death because who knows why, and Danny Trejo which should automatically make this film awesome but doesn’t. You heard that right. Danny Trejo can not help this film. Expository text all over the screen in the first few minutes can’t help it either. Nice try movie, but [...]
Tue, Oct 14, 2014
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