KHQ.COM - If you've ever seen the movie, "Along Came Polly," then you know the story of the hippo who wanted to be something he's not. If you're unfamiliar, here's the quote (verbatim, with a spelled out accent and all):
"Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo."
Basically, once the hippo accepts that he is a hippo, and not a zebra or a leopard, he is much happier. And that's the long way to introduce this simple clip of a goat that sounds like a chicken. Just accept your goathood buddy, and you'll be much happier. Happy as a goat.