“ALRIGHT if we had known ANY of this we might’ve been able to take a few more precautions!” – Col. Jack ‘With Two Ls’ O’Neill
Plot? What plot? Oh THIS one:
Act One – The Tok’ra high mucky muck is set to have a meeting with the American president (but not Michael Douglas) and plans for his visit and safety have to be worked out. This means SG-1 has to play diplomats because they are apparently the only people in the world able to handle things like that (seriously it’s ALWAYS them). Negotiations turn extremely sour when one of the non-SG-1 SG guys suddenly goes postal and starts shooting up the place (I forgot to check for a red shirt but I’m pretty sure the dude was wearing one under his SGC jacket). Luckily none of the REALLY IMPORTANT CHARACTERS die but the stage has been set for the plot of the episode.
Act Two – Anise/Freya of the Tok’ra declares that the Goa’uld have come up with some new mind control technology that is making uber-kamikazes out of people. The rest of the Tok’ra aren’t quite sure they believe in this technology but for the sake of the storyline everyone goes along with it. Eventually O’Neill and Carter are tested for brain tampering and it is discovered that something has definitely been meddled with where their memories are concerned. The Colonel and Major are quarantined and plans continue for the big meet and greet between El Presidente and Tok’ra High Councillor (because now all of a sudden they don’t need SG-1 for this kind of stuff?).
Act Three – Jack tries to sacrifice himself for the good of everyone (but mainly Sam). Sam and Martouf have a sweet moment that should be accompanied by ominous music, Sam experiences an Ah-Ha moment in the nick of time, and Jack is saved having his brain fried but must admit to some things he doesn’t really want to admit to. He then manages to help save the President and the Tok’ra head honcho from Martouf (remember my comment about the ominous music?). All is well once again in the land of aliens and snarky jokes. Only Sam is sad because Martouf is dead, Jack is sad because he’s had to realize some things that just plain suck, and Teal’c is sad because he was almost completely left out of this episode.
Best moment(s) of this episode:
O’Neill making out with a Tok’ra. That was pretty funny. And then him explaining to Daniel Jackson later that the host body likes Jack while the ‘snake’ likes Daniel. That was funny too.
The loaded look that passed between Major Carter and Colonel O’Neill when she finds out he offered to be a guinea pig in case it might save her life later. Not nearly as funny as the kissing Tok’ra bit, but still a great moment.
And DEFINITELY the moment when Sam stops Jack from getting his brain lasered because neither one wants to admit they have THE FEELINGS for each other and the alien lie detector machine thinks that means they are hiding/lying/possessed by false thoughts.
Worst moment(s) of this episode:
Martouf’s death. I mean come on. Why kill off Sam’s potential handsome love interest if you aren’t going to let JAM (that’s my awesome new Jack/Sam ‘ship name) be a thing?
Not-so-important questions raised by this episode and never answered:
Why is Freya/Anise wearing a latex (or maybe pleather?) outfit with a bustier and some kind of weird belt/strap thing going on?
Does Daniel Jackson’s forehead ever get tired from all the brow furrowing he does?
Why did Teal’c go through a blonde goatee period?
Did Stargate have to pay The Simpsons for every use of “Doh!” that O’Neill used in the show?
What the heck is up with Major Carter’s hair?
“I didn’t leave, because I’d have rather died myself than lose Carter.” – Col. Jack ‘Never Jonathon’ O’Neill
– Mia V.
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